Penny-pinching Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the penny-pinching philosopher? Discover humorous and insightful products that blend dry wit with deep thinking. Perfect for those who love pondering life’s mysteries while saving a penny or two. These clever items add a touch of humor and intellect to any space, making them ideal for friends or family with a philosophical and frugal outlook.

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?" mockup

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year." mockup

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

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Power/Expenditures

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"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow. mockup

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

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"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again." mockup

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

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'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.' mockup

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

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Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings. mockup

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

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Financial Eyesight

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'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.' mockup

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

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Dispute over pocket money

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'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.' mockup

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

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Pollution and money

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"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots." mockup

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

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"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...." mockup

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

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"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?" mockup

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

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"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

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"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet." mockup

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

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'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.' mockup

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

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"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?" mockup

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

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'Every time I get in touch with my inner child, he asks me for money.'

'Every time I get in touch with my inner child, he asks me for money.' mockup

'Every time I get in touch with my inner child, he asks me for money.'

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"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself." mockup

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

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'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.' mockup

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

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'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.' mockup

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

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'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...' mockup

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

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'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'

'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.' mockup

'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'

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'How much allowance do you get?'

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A Man Recieving His Wages.

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'Remember, my allowance helps redistribute wealth, since all the money in this country is in the hands of grown ups.'

'Remember, my allowance helps redistribute wealth, since all the money in this country is in the hands of grown ups.' mockup

'Remember, my allowance helps redistribute wealth, since all the money in this country is in the hands of grown ups.'

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"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money." mockup

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

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"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!" mockup

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

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Penny-pinching Philosophers Gifts Collection

Penny-pinching Philosophers Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring clever, frugal philosophies—perfect for giving a thoughtful, humorous gift.

Penny-pinching Philosophers Pillows

Discover pillows with humorous and wise sayings—ideal for cozying up with a laugh and some thoughtful decor.

Penny-pinching Philosophers Prints

Find art prints that humorously capture the essence of penny-pinching philosophy—perfect for adding a clever touch to any space.

Penny-pinching Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with witty slogans inspired by penny-pinching thinkers—great for casual, clever style.