Plutocrat Pillows

"The filthy rich"

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Powerful Love.

Putin and Zelensky

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sue the Author 3PM

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.