Technocrat Pillows

"You're not really qualified to handle the Bixby account, but I think your apps can handle it."

Hate Platforms

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Artifishial Intelligence

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"What did you download at school today?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"