Technocrat Gifts

"You're not really qualified to handle the Bixby account, but I think your apps can handle it."

Hate Platforms

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Meet the author"

The DaVinci Code

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'