Tech-trekker Pillows

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'