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"The filthy rich"

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Putin and Zelensky

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sue the Author 3PM

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like