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British savings accounts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

"Whoa, too much information!"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'