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"If Jewish donors are abandoning Labour, what's to become of Corbyn?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Uncle Donnie

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear