Plutocrat Gifts

Need a gift that cleverly acknowledges wealth and power? Our collection for plutocrats features humorous and sophisticated designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—ideal for those who love to show their affluent side with a smile. Whether they’re a business titan or a financier, find something that matches their taste for luxury and wit.

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"The filthy rich"

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Occu-Pie Mars

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"You're fired."

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.' mockup

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day." mockup

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication." mockup

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

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Powerful Love.

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Putin and Zelensky

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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.' mockup

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

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"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout." mockup

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

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"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?" mockup

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

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Sue the Author 3PM

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Bench Press Accident

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"We're exclusively delts."

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Where Skim Milk comes from.

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"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights." mockup

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

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Biceps, muscles and brawn

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"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating." mockup

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

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"Take us to your inclusive leader." mockup

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"We need to update your entire operating system." mockup

"We need to update your entire operating system."

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DumbbellsSmartbells.

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Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights. mockup

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

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"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day." mockup

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

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Exercising

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Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass. mockup

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

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"How long have you lived in this gym?" mockup

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

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"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest." mockup

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

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"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose." mockup

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?" mockup

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

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Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground. mockup

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

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Plutocrat Gifts Collection

Plutocrat Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for plutocrats—perfect for morning coffee and a good laugh about wealth.

Plutocrat Pillows

Check out our plush pillows with playful designs—bring humor and luxury into any room for the plutocrat in your life.

Plutocrat Prints

Discover art prints that humorously portray wealth and power—perfect for adding a clever, sophisticated touch to their space.

Plutocrat T-Shirts

Browse our stylish t-shirts that celebrate wealth with humor, ideal for the affluent and humorous alike.