Pulpit Pundit Pillows

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Where does it all end up?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Obama Healthcare.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'