Tv Pundit Pillows

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Sean Hannity

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Where does it all end up?

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Obama Healthcare.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Budget

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

U.S. Credit Rating

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.