Tv Punditry Enthusiast Pillows

Jimmy Hill

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Night Life: L.A.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

News remote

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Audacity of Hope.

Jerry Springer

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."