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Jimmy Hill

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Night Life: L.A.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

News remote

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Jerry Springer

Audacity of Hope.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman