Pulpit Pioneer Pillows

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Thou Shalt Not!

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Vivienne Westwood

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'We are gathered here...'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Ben Okri

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Priest and mobile

Technological Advances

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

They said it couldn't be done.

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

'I'll be brief today since my Powerpoint isn't working.'

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

"I'm SUPPOSED to be 'preachy'!"

Nikloay Mihaylovich Karamzin.

"What happened to you?"

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

'Yes, I am sure we recess from August until December, but it's a little diff...'