Pulpit Pioneer Pillows

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Thou Shalt Not!

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'We are gathered here...'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Ben Okri

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Technological Advances

They said it couldn't be done.

Priest and mobile

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

Nikloay Mihaylovich Karamzin.

"I'm SUPPOSED to be 'preachy'!"

"What happened to you?"

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

'Yes, I am sure we recess from August until December, but it's a little diff...'