Pulpit Design Devotee Pillows

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Thou Shalt Not!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Design Artiste

"My method of painting is pointillism."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'We are gathered here...'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Georges Braque.

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Le Corbusier

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Decorators at Home

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Pop Up Pointillism.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

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