Pulpit Design Devotee T-Shirts

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Thou Shalt Not!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'We are gathered here...'

Georges Braque.

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Le Corbusier

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Decorators at Home

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'