
'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'
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'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."
"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"
Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'
Basketball injuries.
'We are gathered here...'
Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He's not going to win. He was the first to announce. No first-announcer has won since 1952. Besides, his name's too similar to Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is so not in right now. HOJ. We should have our own political show. If I an do it shirtless, I'm in.
Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons
Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'
"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'
Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit
Career Threatening Sport Injuries,
Oval Office
"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."
"He can't tell his left from his right."
"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."
"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"
Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"
'I tried to slam a revolving door.'
"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."
Priest and mobile
Now THAT was a speech with something for everybody!
Gary Johnson
The Slumber Party.
'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'
'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'
'Chainsaw Championships.'
"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."
Policeman and cab tout,
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