Pulpit Ponderer T-Shirts

Dress the thinking soul—our pulpit ponderer t-shirts offer witty, reflective designs that celebrate those who enjoy pondering life's deeper questions.

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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"I'm SUPPOSED to be 'preachy'!"

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye." mockup

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

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Thou Shalt Not!

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'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?' mockup

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

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'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.' mockup

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

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Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.) mockup

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

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"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy." mockup

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!' mockup

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

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"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened." mockup

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.' mockup

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

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'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!' mockup

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

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"OK, now you've gone back too far." mockup

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

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'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.' mockup

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

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'Now that's just low-down mean.'

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Mankind

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'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.' mockup

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

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'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.' mockup

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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The Origin of Species

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'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?' mockup

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

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Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

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