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"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Bumper Limos

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Elevator dilemma.