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'Dr Gottschauk, I just had this remarkable dream, and I was wondering if you could come right over and analyze it.'

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Pachyderm insomnia.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Where do you to go?"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"Who's next?"

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"Who's God?"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."