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"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Who's God?"

Sex Score

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Use your inside voice."

"Mother, you were right."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

Squawk dirty to me...

"You're a pig in bed."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."