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"Who's God?"

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Use your inside voice."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"Mother, you were right."

Sex Score

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"You're a pig in bed."

"It's the sighs that count."

Squawk dirty to me...

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."