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"Of course I believe in safe sex - Why do you think I got this padded headboard?"

"It's a shame there isn't a pill to stimulate conversation."

"I was going for inventive."

"You're a pig in bed."

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

'Our sex life needs perked up, so we're movin' to a swing state !

'You never want to talk after sex.'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

Men vs. Women: 'If you had to rate me out of 10, what would I be?'

"Wow that was great...for you."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"If we made a sextuple of that, it'd be a vine!"

"I have a confession, I used to be a Christian."

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Content Provider you may be, contentment provider? Meh."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'Well, Gerald - you been under the radar all these years!'

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

"Sometimes, I think you enjoy the performance review more than the sex."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I'd take the fifth for you, too, baby."

Mission Accomplished

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Mother, you were right."

"Well, that was abominable."

"There are some things that are not funny, and sex is one of them!"

"It's O.K., hon, it happens. It even happened to NATO."

"I used to think you were kinky, but I'm beginning to wonder if you just aren't attracted to me."

"Everybody's a critic!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.