Pillow Talk Ponderer Gifts

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Use your inside voice."

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

Sex Score

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"Mother, you were right."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"You're a pig in bed."

"It's the sighs that count."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

"How did we do?"

Squawk dirty to me...

"Jesus, Mike. Play me or trade me."