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'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Tree house.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

What can I play?

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

That kid's all business.

I rule by fear.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Multisports

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

3D Theatre

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Chick Billiard Ball

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Theatrical Christmas.

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'My god, he's insane.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

Clockwork Toys.

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'