Playground Investor T-Shirts

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

I rule by fear.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Multisports

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Riding the statue.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."