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That kid's all business.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Swing

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Multisports

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Fade to black...

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Constructing your own prison!

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Riding the statue.

Switchback Playground.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Little Mountaineers

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"