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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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Swing

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Fade to black...

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Multisports

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Constructing your own prison!

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Switchback Playground.

Riding the statue.

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Little Mountaineers

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.