Playground Investor Pillows

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

That kid's all business.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

I rule by fear.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Multisports

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Riding the statue.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'