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"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

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'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

That kid's all business.

Swing

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Fade to black...

Constructing your own prison!

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Switchback Playground.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

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"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

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'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'