Playground Inspector Pillows

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I need a jump!'

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Windmill

Childhood

Automatic swing machine

"What are you in for?"

Fade to black...

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.