Playground Inspector Pillows

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Windmill

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fade to black...

"What are you in for?"

Turn Down For What.

Automatic swing machine

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.