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Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

Imagination

"Better luck next time, kid."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

That kid's all business.

The Charge of the Kids

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Swing

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

I miss recess!

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

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