Playhouse Ceo Prints

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Tree house.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

What can I play?

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

I rule by fear.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Multisports

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

3D Theatre

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Chick Billiard Ball

Theatrical Christmas.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'My god, he's insane.'

Clockwork Toys.

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.