Plane Pun Lover Gifts

'What happened to you sir?' - 'I walked out of the in-flight movie.'

'Flight simulator'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Two birds refuel.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

I brake for Jetliners.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

What really killed the dinsaurs.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

'Is this business class?'

Tranguility Airlines,

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'