Air Travel Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Vampire on a plane

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"This is your captain speaking."

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

'Termites!'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"I can't believe they put us in dog class!"

Two birds refuel.

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

How about you? Traveling for work or pleasure?