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'What happened to you sir?' - 'I walked out of the in-flight movie.'

'Flight simulator'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Stealth broom.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

The Problem with the TSA

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Two birds refuel.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

I brake for Jetliners.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'Is this business class?'

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'