Pistachio Enthusiast Gifts

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"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Origami Society...

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Thatched roof car.

Jack in the Box

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Poinsettia

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

A stripe of stockbrokers

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

My own museum.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Olympic Torch.

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"A large pistachio please. My mum says I should eat more greens."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'Wow, this pasty is so hot, I will have to charge you VAT!'

Snuggie of Turin