Pinstripe Aficionado Gifts

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

cat singing into microphone

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Sailor and car

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Duck in sandals.

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

Fishbowl hat

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Evening Gown

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

'Wow ! look at the zips on him'

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

Sockit2u Foot Fashion! We'd like some plain athletic socks. High-cut, low-cut, bootie or quarter socks? White, black, red, blue or striped? New! Nascar. Moisture management, extra-cushioned or abrasion-resistant? Who needs all these choices? The 6-pack of white, water-wicking quarter socks. We have sock soap in mint, spice or seafoam.