Pinstripe Fan Gifts

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

bird interprets modern art

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Non-Humble Pie.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Relaxing on a sofa

A stripe of stockbrokers

French man holding a dish.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Gustav Klimt

'Trainspotters'

"A happy, laughing cow."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Dot hogs.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Hyde Park

Cat Bowling