Pinstripe Aficionado Mugs

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A stripe of stockbrokers

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

cat singing into microphone

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Sailor and car

Duck in sandals.

Fishbowl hat

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Evening Gown

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'Wow ! look at the zips on him'

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

Wine and Stripes

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

Thinking about Rugby