Pink Aficionado Mugs

Women's Boxing Tournament

"We constantly challenge macho stereotypes."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Pets.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

Funky Facts: Cats

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Jack in the Box