Pink Aficionado Pillows

Women's Boxing Tournament

"We constantly challenge macho stereotypes."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Jack in the Box

Artists Cats