Pink Admirer Pillows

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Dancing in Love

Baroque Peacock

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Prosecco Peacock

Teddy and friends.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Mice playing double bass

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Giuseppe Verdi

Besties Photo

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Living with a cataholic.

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

"The last doggy bag."