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"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Origami Society...

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Thatched roof car.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Jack in the Box

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Poinsettia

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

My own museum.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Wow, this pasty is so hot, I will have to charge you VAT!'

Snuggie of Turin

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"A large pistachio please. My mum says I should eat more greens."

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Olympic Torch.

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'