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'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Thinker

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

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The Grim Rapper

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

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"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Pigeon Fashion

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Siesta-time

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'