Stiletto Aficionado Gifts

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

The Thinker

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

The Grim Rapper

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Siesta-time

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Pigeon Fashion

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'