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'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

The Thinker

Long-legged clown...

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Bayonne Festival

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"I shamble five miles every day."

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Circus