Stilt Walker T-Shirts

Stilts.

Long-legged clown...

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Clown getting out of car.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Circus

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Speed reader...?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Bayonne Festival

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Bird on stilts.

The downside of curbing your dog....

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Arresting a clown.

Clown and dog both on stilts.

Mailman using stilts to get pass dogs to deliver mail.

Circus stilt-man eating dinner off stilts.

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Stealing Apples.

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

'Water looks shallow.'

"I may have to cancel your policy, Mr. Dumpty."

A clown steps on a man's foot with a stilt.

Dog on Stilts.