Stilts Walker T-Shirts

Man on Stilts in a Market

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Speed reader...?"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Long-legged clown...

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Some walk, huh?"

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Doggie Heaven

Cat walking dog.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Bayonne Festival

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Stick Dreams

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Circus

Clown getting out of car.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Bird on stilts.

"Come on Tinkles let's go for a walk!"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

The downside of curbing your dog....

'Down boy!'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Mailman using stilts to get pass dogs to deliver mail.

Clown and dog both on stilts.

Arresting a clown.