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'Water looks shallow.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Scot holding a heart.

Long-legged clown...

Man on Stilts in a Market

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Bayonne Festival

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Circus

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Clown getting out of car.

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Good V Evil.

Bird on stilts.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Pet

Four men in kilts.

Crisis.

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts