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Well worth the agony

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Theorbo

Double Bass

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Check out this new store."

Caught in the Music

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Cellist

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Lute

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Musician plugged into amp.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Man practising the violin.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

WANTED The Strad Cad

Supply was out of harps.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Guitar.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'